Hell Pizza – $17 for Two Double-Size Standard, Gourmet, or Vegetarian Pizzas (Save 51% Off)

Today’s Groupon Vancouver Daily Deal of the Day: Hell Pizza – $17 for Two Double-Size Standard, Gourmet, or Vegetarian Pizzas (Up to $35.84 Value)

Buy now for only $17
Value $35
Discount 51%
You Save $18

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Sunday, July 17, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Gourmet toppings
Special-recipe sauce
Whole-wheat base
Create your own pizza

The Fine Print
Expires Jan 18, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per household per visit. Valid only for carryout. Not valid for online orders. Not valid for gluten free crust. Not valid for “half and half” pizzas.

Hell Pizza
1931 Lonsdale Ave.
North Vancouver, British Columbia
(604) 986-6661
http://hellpizza.com/ca/

Today’s Groupon: for $17, you get two double-size (12.5”) standard, gourmet, or vegetarian pizzas (up to a $35.84 value) for carryout at Hell Pizza in North Vancouver.

Ever since its first pie issued forth from the oven-bound infernos of New Zealand in 1996, the netherworld-themed pizzeria’s primarily kiwi doughsmiths have conjured hand-cut ingredients and special-recipe tomato base onto a whole-wheat Dantean circle and tormented them into gourmet pizzas. Among the standard menu’s multitude of sins, only Envy makes eyes wish they were stomachs with its hearty conference of ham, salami, pineapple, bacon, onions, and mushrooms. The Mordor dots its smoky barbecue wasteland with pepperoni, bacon, chicken, onions, green peppers, and carelessly handled magic rings, and the Pandemonium smothers chicken and camembert beneath its piquant currents of cranberry sauce. Herds of smoked salmon and spring onion roam the cream cheese fields of the Serpent, best served with tosses of capers and avocado. Herbivores, however, can work off minor misdeeds—such as rhyming the word “together” with “forever”—with the Purgatory’s fresh spinach, feta, garlic, sun-dried tomatoes, and mushrooms.

Each eldritch edible entity on Hell Pizza’s menu can be summoned into our reality by making a carryout incantation online. Hell’s pizzas run between $13 and $17.

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HOT DEAL: Curves – One Month Gym Membership Including Zumba Classes (Save $173 or 85% Off)

Today’s Groupon Vancouver Deal of the Day: Curves – One Month Gym Membership Including Zumba Classes

Buy now from only $30
Value $203
Discount 85%
You Save $173

This is a limited 3-day only sale that will expire at midnight (Saturday, July 16, 2011). Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Comfortable, all-women workout space
Choose from seven locations
Zumba classes

The Fine Print
Expires Dec 17, 2011
Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate membership by 12/17/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Valid only at location purchased. New clients only. May redeem across visits.

The Company
Curves
http://www.curves.com/
Kerrisdale
2036 W 41st Ave. Vancouver, British Columbia
North Vancouver East
401 Dollarton Hwy. N North Vancouver, British Columbia
Kitsilano
2947 W 4th Ave. Vancouver, British Columbia
North Vancouver West
942 W 16th St. North Vancouver, British Columbia
West Point Grey
2570 Tolmie St. Vancouver, British Columbia
West Vancouver
210-1760 Marine Dr. West Vancouver, British Columbia
Lynn Valley Road
45-1199 Lynn Valley Rd. North Vancouver, British Columbia

Today’s Groupon brings together like-minded ladies to increase fitness, morale, and results: for $30, you get a one-month membership (a $59 value), access to Zumba classes (up to a $24 value, based on two classes a week for four weeks), and a waived initiation fee (a $99 value) at Curves (up to a $203.84 total value, including HST). Choose from the following locations: Kerrisdale, Kitsilano, Lynn Valley Road, North Vancouver East, North Vancouver West, West Point Grey, and West Vancouver.

Members at Curves, a fitness centre designed exclusively for women, rotate around a circuit of hydraulic resistance machines that are designed to work with female bodies and promote weight loss, protect against osteoporosis, and deal with arthritis. Circuit coaches are always nearby to help manage participants’ machine manoeuvring and muscle making. For 30 minutes, limbering ladies move around a circuit that positions machines inward, encouraging casual conversation while worker-outers release up to 500 units of caloric energy into the fatigued atmosphere. The hydraulic machines use the exerciser’s own body weight to create resistance that matches abilities, decreasing the risk of soreness or injury. Because traditional lift-and-lower motions create bulky muscles, each machine uses push-and-pull motions to create toned, lean bodies perfect for crushing a grapefruit without looking like they can.

At select locations, Curves Circuit with Zumba combines machine workouts and Zumba Fitness, a Latin-inspired dance workout that helps women salsa, turn, and dip into slimmer figures. Both complete aerobic and strength-training workouts raise heart rates and burn calories while allowing women to meet new friends, arrange a girls’ night out between laboured breaths, or plan a wardrobe of revealing bikinis for their newly svelte doppelgänger action figures.

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Outgames Closing Party at Plaza of Nations: $56 for Two Tickets to Outgames Closing Party (Save 50% Off)

Today’s Groupon Deal of the Day: Outgames Closing Party at Plaza of Nations – $56 for Two Tickets to Outgames Closing Party ($112.40 Value)

Buy now for only $56
Value $112
Discount 50%
You Save $56

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight (Thursday, July 14, 2011). Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Ace of Base & Dragonette headline LGBTQ party
Many diverse cultural events
Outdoor waterfront setting

The Fine Print
Expires Jul 30, 2011
Redeem starting 7/13/11. Must show valid ID matching name on Groupon at Priape or at Plaza of Nations. Must provide first and last name at checkout. Refundable only on day of purchase.

The Company
Outgames Closing Party at Plaza of Nations
http://www.ticketcard.ca/event-outgames-closing-party.aspx
Priape – Pick up tickets until 7/29
1148 Davie St. Vancouver, British Columbia
(604) 630-2330
Plaza of Nations
750 Pacific Blvd. Vancouver, British Columbia
(604) 642-2273

With today’s GrouponLive deal: for $56, you get two general-admission tickets (a $90 value, including HST) and two Fast Track passes (a $22.40 value, including HST) to the Outgames Closing Party at the Plaza of Nations on Saturday, July 30. Doors open at 11 a.m. The Fast Track pass can be redeemed in advance of the closing ceremonies and expires at the end of the Outgames.

Electro-pop royalty Ace of Base and Dragonette headline a daylong schedule of euphoric LGBTQ cultural events to close out this year’s seminal North America Outgames. The extravagant proceedings stage an upbeat farewell to a week of thrilling athletic competitions, human-rights workshops, and a full slate of concerts, dance performances, medal presentations, and interactive events. Carole Pope’s new-wave rock and DJ Rafael Calvente’s sonic landscapes team up to shred the airwaves into pieces of pulsing, speaker-shaped origami, and a nearby beer garden battles the long-held misperception that only flowers grow on plants.

Fast Track passes whisk guests to the front of lines for homegrown synth-pop trio Dragonette and Swedish superstars Ace of Base. The outdoor waterfront at the Plaza of Nations provides a pleasing backdrop to the vibrant spectacle, which ends with a poignant closing ceremony to recognize the triumphs of participating athletes and the LGBTQ community at large.

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Creekside Kayaks: Kayak Rental, Tour, or Class at Creekside Kayaks at the Creekside Community Centre (Save 50% Off)

Today’s Groupon Vancouver Deal of the Day: Creekside Kayaks – Kayak Rental, Tour, or Class at Creekside Kayaks at the Creekside Community Centre

Buy now from only $20
Value $40
Discount 50%
You Save $20

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight (Wednesday, July 13, 2011). Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Certified kayaking experts
All equipment provided
All ages & abilities welcome

The Fine Print
Expires May 31, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. Must sign waiver. Must be familiar with kayaks. Kayaks available with reservations. No walk-in rentals during slow season. Regular hours of operations cease from 10/15/11 to 3/15/12.

The Company
Creekside Kayaks
http://www.creeksidekayaks.ca/
Creekside Community Centre
1 Athletes Way Vancouver, British Columbia
(604) 616-7453

Socialize by sea with today’s Groupon to Creekside Kayaks, located at the Creekside Community Centre on Athletes Way. Choose from the following options:

• For $20, you get a two-hour kayak rental (a $40 value).
• For $30, you get a guided two-hour kayak tour (up to a $60 value).
• For $45, you get a four-hour Introduction to Kayaking class (up to a $90 value).

Sport and social club Creekside Kayaks equips paddlers of all ages and abilities for sojourns through scenic downtown waterways. A two-hour kayak rental outfits patrons with a kayak, paddle, and safety equipment. During a guided two-hour tour, trained-and-certified kayaking experts lead flotillas on an expedition past the neighbourhoods bordering False Creek, granting participants a view of the city once limited to runaway rubber ducks. A four-hour Introduction to Kayaking class provides on-the-water instruction about the fundamentals of paddling in protected waters, such as launching, understanding tides and currents, and executing basic sea kayak strokes. All safety equipment is provided.

Though Creekside Kayaks sometimes features a discounted price online for children 12 and younger, this Groupon still offers the best deal available for adults.

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Sabai Thai Spa: $99 for 90-Minute Thai Royal Massage (Save $100 or 50% Off)

Today’s Groupon Vancouver Deal of the Day: Sabai Thai Spa – $99 for 90-Minute Thai Royal Massage ($199 Value)

Buy now for only $99
Value $199
Discount 50%
You Save $100

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight (Tuesday, July 12, 2011). Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Soothe achy muscles
Head-to-toe treatment
Experienced staff

The Fine Print
Expires Jan 13, 2012
Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Subject to availability.

The Company
Sabai Thai Spa
http://www.thaispa.ca/
North Vancouver
987 Marine Dr., Suite 3B North Vancouver, British Columbia
(604) 985-8896
Downtown Vancouver
571 Cardero St. Vancouver, British Columbia
(604) 568-6227
Ambleside
1867 Marine Dr. West Vancouver, British Columbia
(604) 925-1074

With today’s Groupon: for $99, you get a 90-minute Thai Royal massage at Sabai Thai Spa (a $199 value). This Groupon is valid at locations in North Vancouver, Vancouver, and West Vancouver.

Sabai Thai Spa’s experienced staff wield Thai massage techniques to restore tense bodies to a serene, supple state. Customized 90-minute sessions begin with a series of flowing, full-body stretches and pressure-point massage techniques. A foot reflexology massage hones in on weary feet to relieve tension and increase circulation, and a reflexology hand massage gently kneads overwrought hands and wrists to ensure dexterous sock-puppet performances. Finally, a Neti facial massage extends the stress-subduing treatment to the scalp, face, and neck, aiming to clear lymphatic pathways and minimize the appearance of facial puffiness and fine lines. Organic skincare products and hot, jasmine-scented towels further enhance the soothing experience, helping to vanquish aches accumulated over the years of backpacks, piggyback rides, and freeloading parrots.

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Deutsches Haus Restaurant: $15 for Schnitzel and a Pint of Beer (Save 50% Off)

Today’s Groupon Vancouver Daily Deal of the Day: Deutsches Haus Restaurant – $15 for Schnitzel and a Pint of Beer (Up to $30.24 Value)

Buy now for only $15
Value $30
Discount 50%
You Save $15

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Monday, July 11, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Authentic German cuisine
Large, open restaurant
Fully stocked bar
German-Canadian club

The Fine Print
Expires Jan 12, 2012
Limit 3 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Dine-in only. Must be 19 or older to consume alcohol. Not valid on 12/31/11. Not valid for veal schnitzel.

Deutsches Haus Restaurant
4875 Victoria Dr.
Vancouver, BC
http://www.vancouveralpenclub.ca/restaurant.html

Drink to German heritage with today’s deal: for $15, you get a select schnitzel and a pint of beer at Deutsches Haus Restaurant, located inside the Vancouver Alpen Club (up to a $30.24 value, including HST).

The Deutsches Haus at the Vancouver Alpen Club distributes authentic German continental cuisine from mountainous lunch and dinner menus. Anoint esophagi with a pint of premier Germanic beer (up to a $7 value), such as the Krombacher Pils, Whistler Weissbier, or Okanagan Pale Ale, before indulging a whining stomach with one of several models of schnitzel. In the schweineschnitzel ($18), crispy bread crumbs envelop an escalope of pork with a bear hug as a duo of sautéed potatoes and seasonal vegetables murmur to expectant tongues. Patrons can also try the zigeunerschnitzel ($20), featuring a traditional German noodle spaetzle, which tag-teams tummies along with pork schnitzel and a spicy gypsy sauce. The Vancouver Alpen Club serves local German, Swiss, and Austrian communities and their neutral Mindsweeper allies. A fully stocked bar runs alongside the wood-walled, -floored, and -chaired dining space of Deutsches Haus, whose depictions of the German countryside and clean white tablecloths give it an authentic German flair impossible to gain from claiming to be a descendant of Einstein after failing a math exam.

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Panther Paintball – $17 for Paintball Admission, 100 Paintball Rounds, and Equipment Rental (Save 51% Off)

Today’s Groupon Vancouver Deal of the Day: Panther Paintball – South Surrey: $17 for Paintball Admission, 100 Paintball Rounds, and Equipment Rental (Up to $35 Value)

Buy now for only $17
Value $35
Discount 51%
You Save $18

This is a limited 3-day only sale that will expire at midnight on Monday, July 11, 2011. Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Semiautomatic paintball guns
12 playing fields
Referee supervision
Coveralls, goggles included

The Fine Print
Expires Dec 25, 2011
Limit 10 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 1 per week. Subject to availability. Must be 12 or older. Not valid on holidays.

Panther Paintball
19022 16th Ave.
Surrey, BC
(604) 533-0890
http://www.pantherpaintball.com/

Today’s Groupon: for $17, you get admission to and 100 paintball rounds and equipment rental at Panther Paintball in Surrey (up to a $35 value).

At Panther Paintball, players spend full days firing technicolor ammo across 57 acres of varied terrain. Paint warriors head to 1 of 12 playing fields, where unlimited CO2 cartridges propel 100 rounds of custom-made Formula 13 paintballs out of a semiautomatic marker gun equipped with a loader and barrel-blocking safety device. Fire acrylic salvos from below ground at the trench field, or turn unsuspecting adversaries into pointillist masterpieces from towers at the city field. Dense forest canopies shadow combatants as they crawl next to dirt mounds and duck behind tires, and referees ensure fair play and the absence of performance-enhancing paint thinners. Panther Paintball outfits sharpshooters in all the necessary gear, including coveralls or camouflage jackets, goggles, and paint-by-number fedoras. Players can also purchase refreshments or more paintball rounds for an additional fee.

Though Panther Paintball sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

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The Whale Centre: Wildlife Tour. Three Options Available. (Save 51% Off)

Today’s Groupon Deal of the Day: The Whale Centre – Wildlife Tour. Three Options Available.

Buy now from only $39
Value $79
Discount 51%
You Save $40

This is a limited 3-day only sale that will expire at midnight (Sunday, July 10, 2011). Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Eco-friendly tours aboard quiet-engine vessels
Guides give educational commentary about wildlife

The Fine Print
Expires Dec 11, 2011
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. Subject to weather.

The Company
The Whale Centre
http://www.tofinowhalecentre.com/
Tofino
411 Campbell St. Tofino, British Columbia
(250) 725-2132

Enjoy nature sans arboreal attire with today’s Groupon for a tour from The Whale Centre in Tofino. Choose from three options:

• For $39, you get one admission to a 2.5-hour bear-watching tour (up to a $79 value, including a $5 fuel charge).
• For $42, you get one admission to a 2.5-hour whale-watching tour (up to an $84 value, including a $5 fuel charge).
• For $55, you get one admission to a 6-hour tour of Hot Springs Cove with whale watching (up to a $110 value, including a $5 fuel charge).

Kids three and younger are normally free, and tickets for students, seniors, and kids ages 4–12 are normally discounted.

Aboard eco-friendly, quiet-engine vessels, The Whale Centre’s seasoned seafarers lead wildlife watching tours around Clayoquot Sound. A 30-foot Boston Whaler ferries tourists past reefs and islands for a 2.5-hour whale-watching expedition, introducing them to a chance at seeing a host of fluke-flaunting cetaceans such as Pacific gray whales, humpback whales, and orcas. Each whale-watching tour outfits landlubbers with cruiser suits and woolen gloves and hats to prevent teeth from chattering to the beat of “Frosty the Snowman” while guides spew out educational commentaries about the wildlife in sight. Alternately, observe zany antics from the hull of the 24-foot M.V. Eco during the 2.5-hour bear-watching tour through tranquil inlets and channels. West Coast black bears scour low-tide shores for picnic baskets while guides identify individual teddies by name based on their behavior and monogrammed T-shirt.

Those opting for the 6-hour hot-springs tour cruise up the coast on a covered boat—the Hootla – Kootla —toward Hot Springs Cove in Maquinna Provincial Park, keeping their ocular orbs peeled for possible marine-life sightings. Once docked at the cove, explorers trek across a 2-kilometre cedar boardwalk through an old-growth rainforest, rewarding torsos tired of standing up to gravity’s bullying with a soak in the toasty waters of a thermal spring pool. The Whale Centre recommends that hot springers bring along lunch, water shoes, a bathing suit, a towel, and a $3 BC Parks fee to enter the park.

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Precise ParkLink: One Month of Unlimited Parking Between 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. from Precise ParkLink. Five Options Available. (Save 51% Off)

Today’s Groupon Deal of the Day: Precise ParkLink – One Month of Unlimited Parking Between 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. from Precise ParkLink. Five Options Available.

Buy now from only $40
Value $81
Discount 51%
You Save $41

This is a limited 2-day only sale that will expire at midnight (Friday, July 8, 2011). Click here to buy now or for more information about the deal. Quantities are limited so don’t miss out!

Highlights
Lots in Vancouver & Port Moody
Indoor & outdoor parking
Fully automated management

The Fine Print
Expires Nov 9, 2011
Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per lot/visit. Valid only for location purchased. Must activate by 11/9/11, parking expires 1 month from activation date. Not valid for overnight parking.

The Company
Precise ParkLink
http://www.preciseparklink.com/
Jake’s Crossing Pub & Liquor Store
2400 Clarke St. Port Moody, British Columbia
Fraser Arms Hotel
1450 SW Marine Dr. Vancouver, British Columbia
Sandman Davie
1160 Davie St. Vancouver, British Columbia

With today’s Groupon to Precise ParkLink. One month of unlimited parking is available between 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. at select locations throughout Vancouver and Port Moody. Choose from the following options:

• For $40, you get one month of unlimited parking at the Fraser Arms Hotel outdoor lot at 1450 Southwest Marine Drive in Vancouver (an $81.31 value, including HST).
• For $40, you get one month of unlimited parking at the Jake’s Crossing Pub & Liquor Store outdoor lot at 2400 Clarke Street in Port Moody (an $81.31 value, including HST).
• For $50, you get one month of unlimited parking at the Sandman Davie lot at 1160 Davie Street in Vancouver (a $101.64 value, including HST).
• For $85, you get one month of unlimited parking at the Northland Properties outdoor lot at 180 West Georgia Street in Vancouver (a $176.18 value, including HST).
• For $94, you get one month of unlimited parking at the Sandman Georgia indoor lot at 180 West Georgia Street in Vancouver (a $189.73 value, including HST).

One of Canada’s top providers of parking, Precise ParkLink streamlines parking-lot management through fully automated pay-and-display machines. Today’s Groupon options grant one month of unlimited parking between 6 a.m. and 6 p.m. at one of five indoor or outdoor lots managed by Precise ParkLink and located throughout Vancouver and Port Moody. Downtown commuters can direct their horse-drawn sleighs to a space at the Sandman Davie lot, while jet-setters can nest car companions near the airport at the Fraser Arms Hotel’s outdoor lot. Fully automated machines stay in tip-top shape thanks to wireless communications with attentive staff, ensuring wheelmen enjoy smooth entrances and exits without machines asking cars to grab a casual cup of oil sometime.

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